Name: Stroke My Beard T-Shirt
Brand: Bigfoot Grooming
Price: 16.99 GBP
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Turn heads, raise eyebrows, and claim your place in the beard hall of fame with the latest drop from Bigfoot Grooming. The “Stroke My Beard and Tell Me I’m Pretty” tee is for those who know their beard deserves admiration and maybe a little affection, too.

Featuring Bigfoot himself rocking shades, a denim jacket, and alpha-level confidence, this design is printed on a premium black cotton tee built for everyday wear and maximum style. Whether you’re growing your first beard or commanding a legendary mane, this shirt says what your beard’s been thinking all along.

Perfect For:

Beard lovers with a sense of humor
Repping Bigfoot Grooming in the wild
Barbershops, festivals, BBQs & flexing in the mirror

Why You Need It:

Soft, breathable fabric – perfect for hot days & beard care sessions
Durable, high-quality print that won’t fade or crack
Conversation starter? Absolutely.

Wear your beard pride loud.
Powered by Bigfoot Grooming — because legends grow beards.

At Bigfoot Grooming, we want you to feel comfortable and confident in every piece of apparel you wear. Use the size charts below to find your perfect fit for our T-shirts and hoodies.

T-Shirt Size Guide

Our T-shirts are unisex, classic fit, and made with soft, breathable fabric. Refer to the chest measurements below to select your ideal size.

Small: 34–36 inch chest

Medium: 36–40 inch chest

Large: 40–44 inch chest

XL: 44–48 inch chest

XXL: 48–52 inch chest

3XL: 52–56 inch chest

4XL: 56–60 inch chest

5XL: 60–64 inch chest

Tip: For a relaxed fit, consider sizing up. For a more fitted look, choose the chest size closest to your actual measurement.

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie Size Guide

Our hoodies are soft, durable, and designed for layering. They feature a regular fit and are available in a wide size range.

Small: 34–36 inch chest

Medium: 36–40 inch chest

Large: 40–44 inch chest

XL: 44–48 inch chest

XXL: 48–52 inch chest

3XL: 52–56 inch chest

4XL: 56–60 inch chest

5XL: 60–62 inch chest

Note: Hoodies are true to size. If you're in between sizes or prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up.

Snapback & Trucker Caps

Our Snapbacks and Trucker Caps are a one size fits all. Sizing can be adjust by repositioning the fitting on the back of the hat.

Care Instructions

To keep your gear looking fresh:

Wash inside out with like colors
Use cold water
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Avoid ironing directly on printed designs

Questions?

If you’re unsure about sizing or need help with your order, our team is happy to assist.

Orders placed before 2pm, Monday to Friday will be dispatched on the same day. Merchandise orders please allow 5 to 7 days.

Orders that come in after 2pm will be dispatched the following day, with the exception of a Friday. Orders placed after 2pm on a Friday will be dispatched on Monday.

Please allow a minium of 48 hours to receive your order after dispatch.

*orders placed on bank holidays please allow the necessary time delays for processing.

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